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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Oct 23, 2020

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Oct 21, 2020

This week the guys talk about the Dodgers being down 3-1,(recorded last week when the Dodgers were down) can they pull it off? Jerry talks about his first weekend of shows back and he has the pictures to prove it. Then a discussion about the election and the guys all agree they might need a gun in the near future. Finally the guys talk Bill Burr on SNL and Christian and Jesus share some stories about meeting big time comics.

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Oct 15, 2020

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Oct 14, 2020

This week the guys talked about Onlyfans accounts and Amber Rose. Jesus Rats out Jerry's Kids, what a surprise. Also the guys get into how they all got beat as kids and finally Christian tells the story of when someone broke his glasses at work.

 

Oct 8, 2020

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Oct 7, 2020

This week the guys start with the longest sports minutes in Wannabe history. Jesus revealed he was the stinky kid in elementary. Also  they discuss the presidential debacle aka debate, how could they not. Than Christian explains the term LatinX to the guys. And finally the guys review “The Last Narc

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Sep 30, 2020

The Patreon is up!!! Please join now. 

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This week Jerry is still crying about his Kidney stones and talks about his scheduled surgery and Christian is not having it( send your preyers). This Episode was sneak peak as to how explicit the Patreon will actually be as the guys had no filter this week. So join now to Keep the Podcast going and help and expanding our universe.

 

Sep 25, 2020

Big Congratulations to Jerry Garcia on his Imagen award nomination for His HBO special. Also this week the guys talk about the latest Earfquake and Jesus describes his first experience with quakes in Cali. Finally Jerry  brings back the quiz and gives the guys awkward questions like always.

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 18, 2020

This week the whole crew is back together. Jerry is back and better than ever, thanks for the get well wishes... all 3 of you. Also the guys get into political talks and debates because what else is there. Moral of the story get out and vote. Finally the guys get into UFOs and all three give their theories. 

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 17, 2020

" Its a business de mujeres"- Jesus 

The guys talk Hustlers starring Jlo. Than in true Wannabes fashion they tell strip club stories and TMI on the topic . Also a discussion about chores and who should do what around the house. Christian suggests a cleaning lady, but this does not go over well as the guys give excuses and show how cheap they really are. Anyways if you know a señora send her our way.

NOTE : Episodes 171-174 will be posted throughout the next week.  

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 12, 2020

Were Back Bitches!!!  This week Jesus and Christian trim the fat in order to keep American Wannabes alive. Don't worry Jesus and Fern will be back next week. The guys get real personal after a crazy White Claw sesh. Christian cries Jesus gets personal, this episode has everything except for its star (Jerry Garcia ) :(

 

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 10, 2020

The guys all share who there favorite follows on IG are right now. Sports minute is back and the guys discuss the return of Mike Tyson vs Roy Joins Jr. Then the guys get into a Yeezy debate. Why do people wear ugly shoes?

 

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 9, 2020

The guys talk Will and Jada. Do we even care though? This lead to a heated debate on good parenting. Finally the guys talk about living the Toxico Life.

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 9, 2020

The guys talk Hamilton and how much they tried. Also the guys discuss classic movies and what makes the perfect movie. Jesus and Christian argue for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and jerry disagrees.

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 18, 2020

Christian gives us proper grocery store etiquette that enrages Jerry.

Jerry again shows his anger and passion when talking about Pam and Jim's relationship.

Plus, Jesus finally watched Back To The Future and the guys dive deep into movie conspiracies. 

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 18, 2020

Christian urges the importance of wearing a mask.

Cancel culture is back strong. Who will be the first Wannabe to get canceled? Christian takes bets.

The guys answer listener questions. 

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 14, 2020

If there's an episode ever to get the Wannabes "canceled", this is it! The guys tackle all of the social justice no-no's including plus:

- Christian explains "Libido" to the guys.

- TV actors who make it big with a hit series.

- The elephant in the comedy room--the Chris D'elia scandal.

- American Wannabes expanded universe.

Check out the spinoff podcasts:
It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 22, 2020

SURPRISE, FOOL. Today is a special double drop of episodes! The Wannabes catch up after a few delayed premieres. And they still got thoughts on the riots.

 

Jerry will NOT be returning to Disneyland, and it's got nothing to do with Covid. The guys wonder if Covid-19 is the new AIDS, but, like, in a good way? And does that make Jerry the new Magic Johnson?!

 

Christian confronts Jerry about his past looting, and sh*t gets heated, but Christian's got a point! This leads to a story that may reveal Jerry was in a special ed class in school??

 

The guys discuss the ethics and logistics of tipping, and who does the REAL work in a restaurant.

 

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 22, 2020

The Wannabes have another deep dive on the ethics of using the n-word – in both English and Spanish! Then, more conspiracy theories, baby!

 

Christian's got fresh chanclas. Jesus reveals the one culture he got woke to over the course of the protests.

 

The guys agree that the internet is on fire right now, and Christian's got a conspiracy theory about Kanye and Kylie. Which leads to other conspiracy theories about Princess Diana and Jeffrey Epstein!

 

The guys explore HBO Max, and Christian thinks it's worth the money. Christian's also fascinated by Amazon Prime's new show Upload.

 

Then, the Wannabes swap stories of their worst lies, and by the end, everybody's sweating.

 

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 8, 2020

The guys reminisce about their favorite sex scenes of the 90s. Then, the arguments start about the protests. Let's see how this goes...

 

The Wannabes discuss comedians swapping girls on the road. Jesus shares his extra-pervy “Fast Times” pool moment and it makes everybody uncomfortable. For some reason, Christian still believes Jesus is always trying to be a better man.

 

Jerry really doesn’t want to talk about the protests. So then he talks about the protests. Jesus claims he’s never seen white privilege in action, but he may not even know how to define it. 

 

Finally, yes. We argue about the riots. And cops. And how people interact with cops. And...Oh man, was this a good idea...?

 

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 1, 2020

Christian's corona test results are back, just like his super-whack hairline. The guys compare middle school girlfriends and their favorite all-time sneakers. Plus, 90 Day Fiancée!

NOTE: This episode was recorded early last week before the protests began in the U.S. The Wannabes will be back with their take on the weekend's events next week.

The Wannabes compare notes on male pattern baldness and the hottest shoes back in the day, from Jordans to K-Swiss. Plus, how their sneaker game attracted the bad b*tches in middle school ... and the problems that come with bad b*tches.

Jerry's kids interrupt him when he's creeping on Instagram hoes. Jesus has been watching 90 DAY FIANCÉE, where the drama is HIGH between desperate foreign chicks and old American weirdos. Speaking of which, Jerry was disappointed by the selection of available chicks at his Mexican family reunion.

Plus, the evolving languages of the mother country, and Jesus has an on-point premonition when he notices how crazy people are getting, like something really bad is about to happen...

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JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 25, 2020

Christian had to get tested for the 'Rona. Jesus is back in LA, and he's tripping over Echo Park tent-f**king. And Jerry is flunking kindergarten all over again!

Jerry’s got complaints about the official Wannabes facemask, while Christian is looking more and more like a Chia Pet every day.

Jesus went 1-on-1 on the basketball court with A-rab Fern, and he’s got complaints. Christian accuses Jesus of selective IG editing to hide the fact he got even worse since he went 1-on-1 with Jerry.

The guys agree that Jerry’s dad game has gone next level in quarantine, but Christian went all the way viral for his top-tier dadding. Too bad Reddit got almost all the details wrong.

Then, Christian reveals some details on upcoming meat shortages. The Wannabes return to explore the fine line between gay and straight due to a big surprise in Christian's family. Fernie considers the prospect of getting back to work at Dodger Stadium by July 4.

And finally: How do dads nowadays have "the talk"?

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 18, 2020

Christian's hair sputters back to life, Jerry and Jesus stare down the barrel of a future with no comedy, and Fernie's room leaves the ladies bone dry.

The guys are watching WACO on Netflix, but they're unsure if they can trust it. Regardless, they are very intrigued by the sexual prowess of cult leaders.

The guys return to the epic Michael Jordan docu-series THE LAST DANCE, and share even more coronavirus "news" (?) and conspiracy theories! Plus, the guys scam Zoom live on the air.

Then, girlfriends get extra thirsty at the NFL Draft, and Jerry is flying extra-solo for the pandemic.

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 8, 2020

Jerry just realized YouTube is a thing! The guys discuss their shameful pasts in talent shows and school band, then share thoughts on Michael Jordan.

Jerry made the gayest YouTube video imaginable, literally. Find out how it compares to Back To The Future. Christian isn't healthy enough to jog. Jesus' dad has him doing landscaping and he's not coping well.

The guys go deep on THE LAST DANCE, the Michael Jordan documentary, and realize they don't know much about Jordan. But Jerry hated his guts, and is for some reason furious at Scottie Pippen.

Then, HOW IS THE CAT-MAN COPING WITH CORONAVIRUS?!

And the Wannabes get real about what it takes to have multiple wives.

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW: Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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