Jesus gets mobbed at a festival performing with Chingo Bling and has his "Selena moment".
Jerry "literally ate a dick" over the weekend.
"Christian got hands" and breaks bad but is scared shitless.
Plus, how bombing effects their moods, tipping over a vendors food cart, and listener shout outs.
American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes answer some of the most pressing questions of our times.
Would you sleep with a hot chick even if you know she had STD's?
Why can't you die of AIDS anymore?
Who is the Beyonce, who is the Kelly Rowland, and who is the "that other chick" of the American Wannabes?
Was R. Kelly the soundtrack of your childhood?
The fellas discuss the big match ups of Mayweather vs McGregor and Game Of Thrones vs Breaking Bad vs The Wire. Then both Jerry and Jesus talk about their fond sexual memories of teachers while Christian has to explain being born gay. They all (mostly) deny liking butt stuff and argue over whether R Kelly is a cult leader and if being "kept" by him is all that bad. Plus, getting famous so you can date Mexican novella chicks.
The guys are flying high after a headlining weekend at Flapper's Comedy Club so they finally give shout-outs to listeners and commenters. Then they talk about Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, dating strippers, being Captain Save-A-Ho, and why they have a problem with the movie Titanic.
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Jerry, Jesus, and Christian "come clean" in this honesty episode. They finally admit that they forgot to follow through to their listeners from a few months ago. They talk about the haters from their Netflix appearance on the Chingo Bling special and how they react to negative comments. Plus they fight rappers, question racism, and discuss how the BET awards screwed Jerry's Dodger game.
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