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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: June, 2018
Jun 26, 2018

Jerry and his date Jesus talk the HBO red carpet and insulting Hollywood producers. Plus, America's new "Space Force" is only the tip of a conspiracy iceberg...

Congratulations to Jerry for joining an elite group of comics featured on HBO Latino's ENTRE NOS...Soon to be joined by Jesus Sepulveda, aka Big Dick Daddy himself!

Meanwhile, Jerry's kids tried to bankrupt him with Fortnite, Jesus has been lusting over a trans woman, and Christian has a convenient new game: Lady or Ladyboy? Spoiler: Jesus loses.

Then, the guys try to figure out if it's still okay to want an old-fashioned relationship, and Jerry ponders visiting the gun range with his son and his son's step-dad.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/8 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 19, 2018

Jesus took a Mexico trip unlike any he's ever taken, Christian finds out exactly what the guys would do for love, and Jerry flirts with alcoholism.

Plus: HUGE shout-out to MEXICO for KILLING IT in The World Cup! Stay 'til the end to hear the guys break down the game. But first, Jerry has tension with his white producer, and Jesus' whole family had tension with their white neighbors in Sonora...In addition to some drama at the border.

Then, in Christian's love quiz, what would you do if your one true:

  • Told you to get rid of your dog?
  • Asked you to cover up a murder?
  • Broke her vagina so you could never have sex again?!

And the guys debate the finer points of $1 million versus $10 million to leave the love of your life.

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Jerry Garcia performs on HBO Latino's ENTRE NOS this Friday 6/22! Tune in!

AND COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/8 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 12, 2018

Jerry is super-excited as the Wannabes celebrate PRIDE MONTH without Jesus, but WITH special guest (and extra-special gay) Narciso Gonzalez!

Jerry is a perfect Twink, Christian is an Otter, and Jesus is a Little Cub, according to Narciso. The guys talk coming out, the "f" word, and Mexican families always being quick to spot the gay kid. Then Narciso administers the classic "Nail Test" to see who might play for his team.

Overall, Narciso wants America to be less macho and more sensitive! Jerry struggles to get in touch with his sensitive side, but remembers vividly the last time he cried. Plus, Jerry needs a date to the premiere of his comedy special on HBO Latino, and Narciso has a trans friend he thinks Jerry would love!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 5, 2018

Jesus ratted out his boys when they got busted with weed, Christian's tangled in the Pusha T/Drake beef, and Jerry declares himself the Kobe of American Wannabes.

The Wannabes are ready for summer, and they've got the cocaine, energy pills, colonics and juice cleanses to prove it! Jerry gets his Sports Minute, with thoughts on his beloved Dodgers and the ridiculous Lebron hate going around.

Then, things get HEATED over Christian's lingering Kanye fandom. Jerry of course has no idea what all the rap beef is about, so Jesus and Christian break it down. The guys remember how 'yo mama' jokes and dissing sneakers CROSSED THE LINE in the 90s.

Finally, Jesus remembers that time in middle school when he cracked like an egg under school interrogation.

Shout out to Jerry's son who graduated elementary school last week! Stay in escuela, chicos.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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