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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Feb 25, 2019

The Wannabes welcome Sebastian Cetina, the hardest working man in comedy, to talk about when audiences revolt and the insanity of Abducted In Plain Sight!

Sebastian helped Jerry and Jesus rise up in comedy. They remember the early days at old Mexican hotspot 58 Bar and Grill and Iguana's.

Sebastian and Jesus trade stories of going to war with audiences over little people, some vicious crowd work, and fingerblasting. Christian remembers fleeing the stage in a drug-induced panic the first time Sebastian ever booked him on a show.

Then, the guys have a new Netflix obsession: ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT. It's about a devilish white man who mind-rapes and then literally rapes an entire family. Christian cannot deal with any of it, while Jesus ponders the limits of mutual masturbation among straight men. TONS OF SPOILERS. You were warned.

Finally, the Khloe-Kylie Feud over Tristan Thompson, America's most DGAF basketball player and Jerry's new role model.

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March 1-2, Jesus Sepulveda @ Knee Slapperz in Whittier, CA

March 9, Sebastian & Jerry @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

March 16, Sebastian & Jesus @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 18, 2019

The guys talk special bedroom treats for Valentine's Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesus and Christian's moaning is NSFW up in here.

Jesus and Jerry have experienced the pleasure of a good ass-licking, and Christian needs details.

Raul Reyes makes a phone-in appearance to either confirm or deny that Jesus saved Jerry's ass after a show. Place your bets on what really went down...

Then, Jerry adds Denver to his Top Three Cities list, Christian knows a real gigolo, and Jesus thinks some ladies are getting WAY too hyped on female empowerment. He had an In-N-Out altercation to prove it.

Finally, the Wannabes talk getting older, and Jerry resolves to live his most righteous life.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 11, 2019

Christian has a new baby daughter whose birth was foretold by hail and thunder, so, y’know, make peace with your God and prepare for the end, or something.

The guys demand details on the surprise, painful, induced labor. Jesus remembers torturing his newborn baby brother. Jerry struggles with his kids whooping each others’ asses lately.

Jerry gives updates on his DUI conviction and his birthday show. He tries to kick off Jerry's Sports Minute with Super Bowl talk, but nobody really cares. However, the guys got THOUGHTS on the halftime show.

Then, Snoop coaches youth sports almost as well as Jerry, and Jesus reveals his secret way-too-intense past as a MALE CHEERLEADER.

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February 17 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 4, 2019

The milestone 100th episode! LIVE from Harvelle’s in Long Beach, the Wannabes open up more than ever before about baby mamas, jail time and freckled dick!

Christian goes way too far discussing his daughter, his past loves, and his wife’s pregnancy! Jerry drops bombshells as he reveals for the first time when, why and how he ended up in jail in 2018! Jesus feels like he’s at the holiday table with a couple drunk uncles.

Jerry opens up even more about all the things he learned about women this past year, and the Wannabes give a huge shout-out to their female listeners. At the same time, Jerry considers finding a third baby mama while Day-1-fan Juan Sevilla strongly recommends a vasectomy.

The Wannabes round out the show with pop-ins from the hilarious Hooter Moreno, the smartest guy they’ve ever met Juan Sanabria, and much love all around for our fans and supporters.

There’s big plans afoot for 2019…Now get ready for 100 more episodes!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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