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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: May, 2019
May 28, 2019

The teaser for Jerry's HBO special dropped and he's got your backstage commentary. Then, Jesus felt old at a Nav concert and Schwarzenegger got drop-kicked!

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Jerry reveals the nerves, stress and regrets behind his first big solo special. Intern Fernie jumps in for the SPORTS MINUTE to explain the Julio Urias domestic violence arrest.

Jesus finds satisfaction when a cocky young punk gets kicked out of the Nav concert. Christian needs the name of Nav's Asian opener who kept dropping n-bombs.
 
Then, a WANNABES SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW featuring Jerry Garcia talking sh*t about Quentin Tarantino.
 
Finally, the PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back in full force with a spicy pregunta sent in by an anonymous listener. The Wannabes give their worst advice yet! So write in with your own musings: @americanwannabespodcast on Instagram or americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets:

June 1, Jerry Garcia w/ Paul Rodriguez @ The Pan-American Ballroom in Porterville, CA

June 2 with Ch*ngo Bling @ Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA

June 6-8 with Ch*ngo Bling @ The American Comedy Company in San Diego, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 22, 2019

The guys go deep on pegging (pun intended) and reveal who likes what kind of butt stuff. Plus, Game of Thrones reaches a less than satisfying conclusion.

The SPORTS MINUTE starts early with Jerry's thoughts on the NBA Draft! Meanwhile, Christian couldn’t get into the Canelo fight.

The James Charles scandal leads to talk of which celebrities love pegging. We revisit Jerry’s infatuation with the gays, Jesus offers sensual descriptions of anal play, and Christian talks about the man who got arrested for loving to eat ass.

Jesus remembers getting caught by his hook-up's gay paisa brother. Jerry broke the internet on Mother's Day, and he's got more thoughts to vent.

Then, fun with the Snapchat gender-swap filter, and not-so-fun with the grand finale of GOT.

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Jerry's HBO special is coming out June 14! Don't make plans for that night.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 16, 2019

The guys go live at NoHo Comedy Fest with demoted intern Raul Reyes, NorCal comic Carlos Rodriguez, Chilean superstar Fabrizio Copano, and more surprise guests.

Carlos helps the Wannabes sort out the NorCal vs. SoCal beef, then reveals a bizarrely intimate relationship with Jerry.

Jesus needs strip club recommendations in Phoenix. The guys are visited by their first black guest (and like the tenth black guy in New Mexico). And Christian recalls his bad decisions on the last live show.

Fabrizio runs through "a small book"'s worth of content, including snorting coke with rock stars, outing Antonio Banderas as NOT LATINO, and cutting the sexual tension with a knife when he reveals he looks exactly like Lady Gaga in drag.

All that, plus A LIVE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT!

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Jerry's HBO special is coming out June 14! Don't make plans for that night.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 11, 2019

Jesus pulls back the curtain on his freaky-deaky bedroom imagination as the Wannabes review Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones' latest shocking battle!

Christian and Jerry did NOT get everything they wanted out of Avengers. Jesus describes how Game of Thrones made sweet love to his body. The guys then go an hour-long sex tangent, but don't worry, they come back around to dragons and superheroes.

The Wannabes lament the tragedy of friend-zoning, the rules and mechanics of a first kiss, and how Christian played some lazy, lazy f*ckboy games when he was on the market.

Then, the old men in the audience can get excited for an EXTENDED. BARBER. TALK. SEGMENT!

Finally, Jerry just has to say it. Has to. HAS TO: We didn’t need to see the chick superheroes team up during the battle in Avengers. Plus, some other bullshit on Netflix.

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Jerry's HBO special STILL has a release date: June 14!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 3, 2019

The guys are HYPED on Avengers and Game of Thrones. Plus, the Lotto winner's got everybody twisted, and Jerry remembers saving the hood.

When a Wisconsin Mexican wins $768 million, the Wannabes have opinions. Plus, Christian tries to figure out who's the richest: Beyoncé, Kylie or Jessica Simpson?

Then, Jerry's kid got punked at school. Jerry went out for vengeance - but mostly had to contain his baby mama's fury.

New Wannabe Fernie helps Jerry remember the cholos with a heart of gold who talked him out of joining a gang, but not before he either prevented or started a Huntington Park gang war.

Finally, the guys talk COACHELLA! Cool, right?

Also, Jerry's HBO special has a release date: June 14!

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets:

AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA

¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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