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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Mar 25, 2019
 

The Wannabes help Jerry through an existential crisis after visiting the morgue. Plus, Fernie officially replaces Raul Reyes...And yeah, it's an upgrade.

The guys are shocked and aroused by Christian's threaded eyebrows. He decided to treat himself as a break from his baby duties.

Jerry's new animated movie PLOEY just dropped its first trailer! The Wannabes play it live on-air, and strategize for the premiere. Jesus tries out some voices to get in on that sweet sweet cartoon work.

Finally, a special guest appearance by Nicky Garcia raises a very important question: "How old were you when you realized what gay was?" We don't edit these things, so if you're outraged, y'know...Maybe smoke some weed or something?

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 20, 2019

It's an extra-illegal episode as the guys talk Leaving Neverland, R. Kelly, Christian foiling a robbery, and the guys getting away with thieving of their own!

The Wannabes welcome back the homeboy Fernie, who kills the whole mood when he brings up a childhood death that Jerry had blocked from his memory.

But Jerry DOES remember hooking up with a baddie at a car wash in his teenage years. Jesus hooked up at Lazer Tag, Fernie finger-banged in line at a record signing, and poor Christian was never that lucky.

Finally, Christian relives the epic story of fighting crime at his day job, where he foiled the biggest heist of his grocery career!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 11, 2019

The Wannabes set up shop in the green room at the Ice House Comedy Club and all your favorite people drop in!

But first, the guys know the world has been waiting for their comprehensive thoughts on Jordyn Woods and "Leaving Neverland".

Then, Hooter and Martin Moreno of the Yo Yo Yo Podcast stop by to tear apart the institution of marriage.

The legend Frazer Smith stops by to talk about his days at LA institution KROQ, discovering the bands Motley Crue and Van Halen, and working on air with a young George Lopez.

Rookie comic Adrian Camerena stops by to get dragged for his leather pants (seriously, bro).

Finally, fan favorite Narcizo Gonzalez stops by to remember growing up gay!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 4, 2019

Jerry and Jesus soldier on through a sickness so bad it killed Jerry's morning wood. But the Oscars aren't gonna talk about themselves, damn it.

The guys disagree on a man's ability to masturbate while sick, leading Christian into an internet deep dive and way too much boner talk.

None of the Wannabes are satisfied with this year's Oscar winners. They reminisce on badass movies of years past, like Babel, Y Tu Mamá Tambien, and some hotel movie Jerry loved but can't remember the name of.

Then: Jussie Smollet. Jesus feels his pain, and produces not one but TWO of his own stories about being caught in terrible lies!

Finally, how much do the guys love The Office? Muchísimo, guey.

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March 9, Jerry Garcia @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

March 16, Jesus Sepulveda @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 25, 2019

The Wannabes welcome Sebastian Cetina, the hardest working man in comedy, to talk about when audiences revolt and the insanity of Abducted In Plain Sight!

Sebastian helped Jerry and Jesus rise up in comedy. They remember the early days at old Mexican hotspot 58 Bar and Grill and Iguana's.

Sebastian and Jesus trade stories of going to war with audiences over little people, some vicious crowd work, and fingerblasting. Christian remembers fleeing the stage in a drug-induced panic the first time Sebastian ever booked him on a show.

Then, the guys have a new Netflix obsession: ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT. It's about a devilish white man who mind-rapes and then literally rapes an entire family. Christian cannot deal with any of it, while Jesus ponders the limits of mutual masturbation among straight men. TONS OF SPOILERS. You were warned.

Finally, the Khloe-Kylie Feud over Tristan Thompson, America's most DGAF basketball player and Jerry's new role model.

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March 1-2, Jesus Sepulveda @ Knee Slapperz in Whittier, CA

March 9, Sebastian & Jerry @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

March 16, Sebastian & Jesus @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 18, 2019

The guys talk special bedroom treats for Valentine's Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesus and Christian's moaning is NSFW up in here.

Jesus and Jerry have experienced the pleasure of a good ass-licking, and Christian needs details.

Raul Reyes makes a phone-in appearance to either confirm or deny that Jesus saved Jerry's ass after a show. Place your bets on what really went down...

Then, Jerry adds Denver to his Top Three Cities list, Christian knows a real gigolo, and Jesus thinks some ladies are getting WAY too hyped on female empowerment. He had an In-N-Out altercation to prove it.

Finally, the Wannabes talk getting older, and Jerry resolves to live his most righteous life.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 11, 2019

Christian has a new baby daughter whose birth was foretold by hail and thunder, so, y’know, make peace with your God and prepare for the end, or something.

The guys demand details on the surprise, painful, induced labor. Jesus remembers torturing his newborn baby brother. Jerry struggles with his kids whooping each others’ asses lately.

Jerry gives updates on his DUI conviction and his birthday show. He tries to kick off Jerry's Sports Minute with Super Bowl talk, but nobody really cares. However, the guys got THOUGHTS on the halftime show.

Then, Snoop coaches youth sports almost as well as Jerry, and Jesus reveals his secret way-too-intense past as a MALE CHEERLEADER.

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February 17 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 4, 2019

The milestone 100th episode! LIVE from Harvelle’s in Long Beach, the Wannabes open up more than ever before about baby mamas, jail time and freckled dick!

Christian goes way too far discussing his daughter, his past loves, and his wife’s pregnancy! Jerry drops bombshells as he reveals for the first time when, why and how he ended up in jail in 2018! Jesus feels like he’s at the holiday table with a couple drunk uncles.

Jerry opens up even more about all the things he learned about women this past year, and the Wannabes give a huge shout-out to their female listeners. At the same time, Jerry considers finding a third baby mama while Day-1-fan Juan Sevilla strongly recommends a vasectomy.

The Wannabes round out the show with pop-ins from the hilarious Hooter Moreno, the smartest guy they’ve ever met Juan Sanabria, and much love all around for our fans and supporters.

There’s big plans afoot for 2019…Now get ready for 100 more episodes!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 29, 2019

Jerry remembers the most pathetic mugging ever. Jesus finds his dream manager. Christian reveals his outlaw past. But first: FYRE FESTIVAL!

The homie Fernie El Chaton is in the house – just in time to help make fun of Jerry for losing his voice. The Wannabes' newest Netflix obsession is the Fyre Festival doc. Then, Jerry's Sports Minute returns!

Jerry's HBO special is coming Father's Day weekend, and Jesus can't stand the title. Jesus tells a story about seeing a kid get beat by his parents, and it took him back to his childhood.

Finally, the guys share stories of the first time they got hustled and jacked. Jerry's story wins. It may go down as the most pathetic American Wannabes story of all time.

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Jan. 31, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 22, 2019

The guys drive back from Mexicali after their show. It's past midnight, Jerry's drunk, and they're about to encounter a Border Control checkpoint...

 

Jesus is behind the wheel and getting lost. Christian's baby is almost here, and Jerry's ready to be El Padrino. Jesus ain't down with uppity border agents demanding to see passports.

We know the sound quality's not great, but that's just how shit goes on the road, cabrones.

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Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 21, 2019

The guys record from the road, literally. They’re in the car, running late for a show. A look behind the comedy curtain! The after-show drops later this week.

Christian can't remember where they're going. For the record, it's a border town near Mexicali. Jesus remembers growing up American, but getting schooled like an immigrant. Jerry addresses an intriguing rumor from the BEST OF 2018 episode.

Jerry turns the podcast X-rated quickly, with the story of hitting up a transgender strip club as a young'n in Rosarito, and the Wannabes can't let it go. Jerry clarifies his opinion on Caitlyn Jenner.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 14, 2019

The Wannabes are BACK! We’re popping off on R. Kelly, Louis CK, Trump’s wall, circumcision, and more! All the opinions you’d ever need to kick off 2019.

Jesus spent Christmas living out a 90s-kid Richie Rich fantasy. Christian is gearing up for his baby’s birth like a Marine going to war. And Jerry gives all the best advice for how to handle a new baby.

Then: “Surviving R. Kelly.” It’s time to cancel the Pied Piper. Christian has all the facts. Jesus understands how the power of fame can corrupt. And Jerry wants to talk about Kevin Spacey and Louis CK while we’re on the topic. Jesus has a bold prediction about CK’s comeback.

Finally: The Wall. Jerry cuts through all the bullshit and right to the core of what’s really going on there. Stick around for real talk.

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Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

Jan. 20, Jerry Garcia @ The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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