Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck.
Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaigners ought to get ready for all the worst horn dogs society has to offer.
Then, the Wannabes discuss the Starbucks racism situation. Christian says he never feels welcome in any business except Supreme, RifLA and Undefeated...And even then, he's not really cool enough to be there. Jesus and Jerry both have history at the white secret headquarters known as "country clubs." Jesus had a middle school friend who would take him, and Jerry has a white babymama whose parents used to invite him to brunch. It didn't go well.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.