The guys object to how women use Instagram! 2 out of 3 are sad and single now, FYI. They share tricks for ultra-cheap dates, and Jerry maybe scars his kids.
Jesus flips out that women in LA expect a first date to cost at least $200, according to a survey. Christian advocates film piracy as a cheap alternative. Jesus does him one better: $2 MOVIE THEATERS. The guys call B.S., but IT'S TRUE.
Then, Christian proclaims gangster rap died with Tupac. Jesus almost got into a fist fight on the soccer field. And Jerry struggled during a charity stand-up show, so he pulled out his "STEP-DAD MATERIAL." His kids were in the audience. They had never heard him rag on their step-dad before. They didn't say one word about it.
Christian and Jesus helpfully act out how that conversation should have gone.
Finally, Jerry reveals how he f*cked up the Wannabes' chances at working for NBC.
TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:
8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA
TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.