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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: April, 2019
Apr 24, 2019

The guys talk spoilers for Game of Thrones and Netflix's Our Planet, between discussion of good-for-nothing high schoolers, Dodger dogs, and Christian's funky arm.

Jerry did NOT have a good tax season. Jesus is disgusted by life in the Middle Ages. And Christian reveals he's double-jointed thanks to a childhood accident involving his crush.

Then, Jesus watched a YouTube video about grown men pretending to be babies, which brings the podcast BACK to the topic of Furries.

Finally, Fernie reveals some food secrets buried deep in the bowels of Dodger Stadium, and Jerry busts out some seasonal jokes that he SWEARS are hilarious. For real, dawg.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets:

Jerry Garcia, April 27 @ The Brea Improv in Orange County, CA

Jerry Garcia, April 28 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA

¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 18, 2019

The Wannabes consider their dietary choices, their dream cars, sex in public, and how to rebuild the community with theoretical lottery money!

The guys are pumped for the return of Game of Thrones. Jerry's SPORTS MINUTE covers Magic's exit from the Lakers. Jesus remembers being a peeping tom as a kid and an adult.

Christian has all the hipster food facts. The guys want updates on the crime situation at his store. He sure as shit doesn't let doñas get away with snacking in his grocery aisles.

Christian's crime stats lead to a game of NAME THAT RACE. The guys reflect on childhood van life, then move on to their ultimate dream cars...Which ends in: "If you win $10 million in the lottery, how much goes back to charity or the community?"

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the link for tickets:

LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA

¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 10, 2019
The guys start on a serious note with the death of Nipsey Hussle, move on to sex scandals, and by the end Jerry's ready to try cocaine. Wholesome family fun!
 
Conspiracy theories swirl over Nipsey's death, but before anyone blames "big pharma," Jerry brings it back to his own life-changing experience at the LA morgue. The Wannabes weigh in on the ever-growing problem of needless deaths.
 
Then: Sex scandals! Knicks center Kristaps Porzingis is accused of rape, a Russian boxer is accused of sexual assault, and our very own Jesus Sepulveda was accused of some lowdown shit back in high school.
 
Finally, no one knows where to buy actual men's clothes anymore, which somehow turns into drug talk.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the link for tickets:

¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 3, 2019

The guys welcome back friend-of-the-show Nestor who just got down at Mexican Mardi Gras, and Jesus reveals all his best fake voice scams.

The Wannabes remember all the baddest bitches from Mexican TV news (plus Vida Guerra). Jesus debuts the best Arnold voice you’ve ever heard, and the Wannabes swap stories about the best retail scams they’ve ever pulled…allegedly. Christian remembers some of his worst f*ck-ups from behind the cash register. And the Dodgers just kicked off their season, so all Jerry cares about is his Sports Minute.

Then, Jerry has breaking news about male birth control, and he recaps his red carpet experience at the PLOEY premiere.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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