Jesus ratted out his boys when they got busted with weed, Christian's tangled in the Pusha T/Drake beef, and Jerry declares himself the Kobe of American Wannabes.
The Wannabes are ready for summer, and they've got the cocaine, energy pills, colonics and juice cleanses to prove it! Jerry gets his Sports Minute, with thoughts on his beloved Dodgers and the ridiculous Lebron hate going around.
Then, things get HEATED over Christian's lingering Kanye fandom. Jerry of course has no idea what all the rap beef is about, so Jesus and Christian break it down. The guys remember how 'yo mama' jokes and dissing sneakers CROSSED THE LINE in the 90s.
Finally, Jesus remembers that time in middle school when he cracked like an egg under school interrogation.
Shout out to Jerry's son who graduated elementary school last week! Stay in escuela, chicos.
American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.