Take out your ear buds, crank up the volume, grab your boss, and make sure all the kids are listening. The Wannabes attempt their first SFW, 100% clean show.
They talk about haters, diarrhea, El Chapo and ugly rappers smashing. This is gonna go great.
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Christian lets you know you better back the heck off. Jesus gives up on fashion. Jerry reveals his closet may not look like a man's closet.
Then, the guys discuss toilet water, drying your butt, and proper use of the bidet, all while keeping things PG. The family-friendly train keeps rolling with a wholesome GREASE singalong.
Things take a questionable turn when Jerry remembers a heavyset woman splayed across the pavement, and Jesus explains what it's like to get snitched on by a white guy.
Finally, the EL CHAPO documentary, ugly rappers, and a brand-new fan-made theme song! Damn, this is a jam-packed episode! Oh, language, shi--
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Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL