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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Apr 18, 2019

The Wannabes consider their dietary choices, their dream cars, sex in public, and how to rebuild the community with theoretical lottery money!

The guys are pumped for the return of Game of Thrones. Jerry's SPORTS MINUTE covers Magic's exit from the Lakers. Jesus remembers being a peeping tom as a kid and an adult.

Christian has all the hipster food facts. The guys want updates on the crime situation at his store. He sure as shit doesn't let doñas get away with snacking in his grocery aisles.

Christian's crime stats lead to a game of NAME THAT RACE. The guys reflect on childhood van life, then move on to their ultimate dream cars...Which ends in: "If you win $10 million in the lottery, how much goes back to charity or the community?"

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LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA

¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 10, 2019
The guys start on a serious note with the death of Nipsey Hussle, move on to sex scandals, and by the end Jerry's ready to try cocaine. Wholesome family fun!
 
Conspiracy theories swirl over Nipsey's death, but before anyone blames "big pharma," Jerry brings it back to his own life-changing experience at the LA morgue. The Wannabes weigh in on the ever-growing problem of needless deaths.
 
Then: Sex scandals! Knicks center Kristaps Porzingis is accused of rape, a Russian boxer is accused of sexual assault, and our very own Jesus Sepulveda was accused of some lowdown shit back in high school.
 
Finally, no one knows where to buy actual men's clothes anymore, which somehow turns into drug talk.

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¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 3, 2019

The guys welcome back friend-of-the-show Nestor who just got down at Mexican Mardi Gras, and Jesus reveals all his best fake voice scams.

The Wannabes remember all the baddest bitches from Mexican TV news (plus Vida Guerra). Jesus debuts the best Arnold voice you’ve ever heard, and the Wannabes swap stories about the best retail scams they’ve ever pulled…allegedly. Christian remembers some of his worst f*ck-ups from behind the cash register. And the Dodgers just kicked off their season, so all Jerry cares about is his Sports Minute.

Then, Jerry has breaking news about male birth control, and he recaps his red carpet experience at the PLOEY premiere.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 25, 2019
 

The Wannabes help Jerry through an existential crisis after visiting the morgue. Plus, Fernie officially replaces Raul Reyes...And yeah, it's an upgrade.

The guys are shocked and aroused by Christian's threaded eyebrows. He decided to treat himself as a break from his baby duties.

Jerry's new animated movie PLOEY just dropped its first trailer! The Wannabes play it live on-air, and strategize for the premiere. Jesus tries out some voices to get in on that sweet sweet cartoon work.

Finally, a special guest appearance by Nicky Garcia raises a very important question: "How old were you when you realized what gay was?" We don't edit these things, so if you're outraged, y'know...Maybe smoke some weed or something?

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 20, 2019

It's an extra-illegal episode as the guys talk Leaving Neverland, R. Kelly, Christian foiling a robbery, and the guys getting away with thieving of their own!

The Wannabes welcome back the homeboy Fernie, who kills the whole mood when he brings up a childhood death that Jerry had blocked from his memory.

But Jerry DOES remember hooking up with a baddie at a car wash in his teenage years. Jesus hooked up at Lazer Tag, Fernie finger-banged in line at a record signing, and poor Christian was never that lucky.

Finally, Christian relives the epic story of fighting crime at his day job, where he foiled the biggest heist of his grocery career!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 11, 2019

The Wannabes set up shop in the green room at the Ice House Comedy Club and all your favorite people drop in!

But first, the guys know the world has been waiting for their comprehensive thoughts on Jordyn Woods and "Leaving Neverland".

Then, Hooter and Martin Moreno of the Yo Yo Yo Podcast stop by to tear apart the institution of marriage.

The legend Frazer Smith stops by to talk about his days at LA institution KROQ, discovering the bands Motley Crue and Van Halen, and working on air with a young George Lopez.

Rookie comic Adrian Camerena stops by to get dragged for his leather pants (seriously, bro).

Finally, fan favorite Narcizo Gonzalez stops by to remember growing up gay!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 4, 2019

Jerry and Jesus soldier on through a sickness so bad it killed Jerry's morning wood. But the Oscars aren't gonna talk about themselves, damn it.

The guys disagree on a man's ability to masturbate while sick, leading Christian into an internet deep dive and way too much boner talk.

None of the Wannabes are satisfied with this year's Oscar winners. They reminisce on badass movies of years past, like Babel, Y Tu Mamá Tambien, and some hotel movie Jerry loved but can't remember the name of.

Then: Jussie Smollet. Jesus feels his pain, and produces not one but TWO of his own stories about being caught in terrible lies!

Finally, how much do the guys love The Office? Muchísimo, guey.

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March 9, Jerry Garcia @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

March 16, Jesus Sepulveda @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 25, 2019

The Wannabes welcome Sebastian Cetina, the hardest working man in comedy, to talk about when audiences revolt and the insanity of Abducted In Plain Sight!

Sebastian helped Jerry and Jesus rise up in comedy. They remember the early days at old Mexican hotspot 58 Bar and Grill and Iguana's.

Sebastian and Jesus trade stories of going to war with audiences over little people, some vicious crowd work, and fingerblasting. Christian remembers fleeing the stage in a drug-induced panic the first time Sebastian ever booked him on a show.

Then, the guys have a new Netflix obsession: ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT. It's about a devilish white man who mind-rapes and then literally rapes an entire family. Christian cannot deal with any of it, while Jesus ponders the limits of mutual masturbation among straight men. TONS OF SPOILERS. You were warned.

Finally, the Khloe-Kylie Feud over Tristan Thompson, America's most DGAF basketball player and Jerry's new role model.

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March 1-2, Jesus Sepulveda @ Knee Slapperz in Whittier, CA

March 9, Sebastian & Jerry @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

March 16, Sebastian & Jesus @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 18, 2019

The guys talk special bedroom treats for Valentine's Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesus and Christian's moaning is NSFW up in here.

Jesus and Jerry have experienced the pleasure of a good ass-licking, and Christian needs details.

Raul Reyes makes a phone-in appearance to either confirm or deny that Jesus saved Jerry's ass after a show. Place your bets on what really went down...

Then, Jerry adds Denver to his Top Three Cities list, Christian knows a real gigolo, and Jesus thinks some ladies are getting WAY too hyped on female empowerment. He had an In-N-Out altercation to prove it.

Finally, the Wannabes talk getting older, and Jerry resolves to live his most righteous life.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 11, 2019

Christian has a new baby daughter whose birth was foretold by hail and thunder, so, y’know, make peace with your God and prepare for the end, or something.

The guys demand details on the surprise, painful, induced labor. Jesus remembers torturing his newborn baby brother. Jerry struggles with his kids whooping each others’ asses lately.

Jerry gives updates on his DUI conviction and his birthday show. He tries to kick off Jerry's Sports Minute with Super Bowl talk, but nobody really cares. However, the guys got THOUGHTS on the halftime show.

Then, Snoop coaches youth sports almost as well as Jerry, and Jesus reveals his secret way-too-intense past as a MALE CHEERLEADER.

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February 17 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

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Feb 4, 2019

The milestone 100th episode! LIVE from Harvelle’s in Long Beach, the Wannabes open up more than ever before about baby mamas, jail time and freckled dick!

Christian goes way too far discussing his daughter, his past loves, and his wife’s pregnancy! Jerry drops bombshells as he reveals for the first time when, why and how he ended up in jail in 2018! Jesus feels like he’s at the holiday table with a couple drunk uncles.

Jerry opens up even more about all the things he learned about women this past year, and the Wannabes give a huge shout-out to their female listeners. At the same time, Jerry considers finding a third baby mama while Day-1-fan Juan Sevilla strongly recommends a vasectomy.

The Wannabes round out the show with pop-ins from the hilarious Hooter Moreno, the smartest guy they’ve ever met Juan Sanabria, and much love all around for our fans and supporters.

There’s big plans afoot for 2019…Now get ready for 100 more episodes!

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Jan 29, 2019

Jerry remembers the most pathetic mugging ever. Jesus finds his dream manager. Christian reveals his outlaw past. But first: FYRE FESTIVAL!

The homie Fernie El Chaton is in the house – just in time to help make fun of Jerry for losing his voice. The Wannabes' newest Netflix obsession is the Fyre Festival doc. Then, Jerry's Sports Minute returns!

Jerry's HBO special is coming Father's Day weekend, and Jesus can't stand the title. Jesus tells a story about seeing a kid get beat by his parents, and it took him back to his childhood.

Finally, the guys share stories of the first time they got hustled and jacked. Jerry's story wins. It may go down as the most pathetic American Wannabes story of all time.

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Jan. 31, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 22, 2019

The guys drive back from Mexicali after their show. It's past midnight, Jerry's drunk, and they're about to encounter a Border Control checkpoint...

 

Jesus is behind the wheel and getting lost. Christian's baby is almost here, and Jerry's ready to be El Padrino. Jesus ain't down with uppity border agents demanding to see passports.

We know the sound quality's not great, but that's just how shit goes on the road, cabrones.

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Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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Jan 21, 2019

The guys record from the road, literally. They’re in the car, running late for a show. A look behind the comedy curtain! The after-show drops later this week.

Christian can't remember where they're going. For the record, it's a border town near Mexicali. Jesus remembers growing up American, but getting schooled like an immigrant. Jerry addresses an intriguing rumor from the BEST OF 2018 episode.

Jerry turns the podcast X-rated quickly, with the story of hitting up a transgender strip club as a young'n in Rosarito, and the Wannabes can't let it go. Jerry clarifies his opinion on Caitlyn Jenner.

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Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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Jan 14, 2019

The Wannabes are BACK! We’re popping off on R. Kelly, Louis CK, Trump’s wall, circumcision, and more! All the opinions you’d ever need to kick off 2019.

Jesus spent Christmas living out a 90s-kid Richie Rich fantasy. Christian is gearing up for his baby’s birth like a Marine going to war. And Jerry gives all the best advice for how to handle a new baby.

Then: “Surviving R. Kelly.” It’s time to cancel the Pied Piper. Christian has all the facts. Jesus understands how the power of fame can corrupt. And Jerry wants to talk about Kevin Spacey and Louis CK while we’re on the topic. Jesus has a bold prediction about CK’s comeback.

Finally: The Wall. Jerry cuts through all the bullshit and right to the core of what’s really going on there. Stick around for real talk.

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Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

Jan. 20, Jerry Garcia @ The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Dec 31, 2018

The Wannabes celebrate New Year's Eve with a compilation of this year's best stories, revelations and arguments!

  • Jerry remembers looting during the L.A. Riots
  • The Wannabes compare jail time
  • Jerry claims to have slept with over 100 women
  • Jerry revisits his 100-women claim in front of a live audience
  • The fabulous Narciso Gonzalez takes over the podcast
  • A Wannabe is having a baby!
  • Jesus narcs out his friends
  • Raul Reyes shares scary stories
  • The infamous Big Dick Talk segment

Thanks to all the fans who kept laughing with us through 2018. Bigger and better things to come in the New Year! Love to you all!

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Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX

Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Dec 24, 2018

The guys wish Feliz Navidad to all the fans, as they look back on the greatest moments, accomplishments, and soul-destroying breakups of 2018.

Jerry remembers getting emotionally wrecked this year, Jesus remembers getting emotionally wrecked in seventh grade, and Christian remembers how he knew Krystle was "the one." The guys are all in relationships for 2019 and the future looks bright!

So grab a holiday drink and settle in by the fire to for a very Wannabe Christmas.

NEXT WEEK: The Best of 2018!!

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Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV

Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX

Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

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Dec 17, 2018

Jesus hands out manliness grades, Christian sweats his wife's upcoming labor, Jerry's son cops a feel, and Jonah Hill makes the guys regret existence.

Jesus is fresh off the soccer field, where he was intimidated by two sexy hunks. Jerry's pumping iron to achieve a Nacho Libre physique, but he needs to overcome his irrational fear of sweat.

Jesus teaches everyone how to negotiate, and it's uncomfortable as hell. Jerry admits to a federal offense live on air, but the statute of limitations has passed (probably).

Then, Jerry took his son to a Lakers game, where they had a very close encounter with a big fake white butt.

Finally, Christian and his wife have all the facts on placenta-eating.

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TOMORROW, Dec. 18, American Wannabes @ The Rec Room in Huntington Beach, CA

Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV

Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX

Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

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Dec 10, 2018

Christian explains the podcast's wonky schedule, Jesus bonds with his dad, Jerry chills with the government, and the guys review Narcos: Mexico!

Apologies to the fans for inconsistent releases! But don’t worry, the guys are still together, all is back to normal, and Jerry and Jesus are still very much in love.

NARCOS is the best show on Netflix and the Wannabes tell you why. Jesus' dad just crashed with him for two weeks straight, and he's now ready to admit he has a video game addiction. Christian makes adulting look easy and the guys are jealous. And Jerry LOVES pregnant women.

Plus, when Jerry tells the story of kicking it with the mayor of Cudahay and his homeboys...Might he reveal too much??

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Dec 5, 2018

The Wannabes are back from their pavo break! Jesus has a naughty video out in the world, Jerry's coaching basketball, and Christian had a White Thanksgiving.

The guys may have a few regrets from their epic 100th EPISODE LIVE SHOW … But you’ll have to judge for yourself once we release it.

Jesus lost a pee-pee tape after Christian got in a fight. Jerry encountered an ex-Nazi with some intense tattoos. And Jesus has got to talk about ranchers f**king goats. HE’S GOT TO.

Then, Coach Jerry realizes he has no idea how to run basketball plays. And finally, Jesus thrills and chills with the story of his real-life encounter with…THE CAT-MAN.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Nov 14, 2018

Jerry is shocked at how much money 20-somethings spend at bars, Christian fact-checks dick sizes, and Jesus skipped Jerry's HBO taping – was he busy or hating?

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Jesus declares he's done drinking forever. Christian remembers rolling deep at the pool hall with The San Bernardino Westsiders.

In JERRY'S SPORTS MINUTE, Jerry G quizzes Jesus and Christian on football and they fail miserably.

After a confusing debate about Michael Jackson, Christian and Jesus have to teach Jerry the real meaning of the word 'autistic.'

The guys try out some new jokes and remember old favorites, the best of which are of course about diarrhea.

And finally, in true American Wannabes fashion, the guys tackle dick size.

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Nov 7, 2018

The guys get serious on a topic plaguing Latino communities and all of America: Drug addiction. (Don't worry, there's time for funny stories too.)

Jerry's heading back to Vegas and he's not happy about it. Jesus isn't happy about Jerry's upcoming comedy special. And Christian remembers being VERY happy at his first rave.

The Wannabes start talking about the effects of drugs like ecstasy and MDMA, and shit gets real, real fast.

Also: The worst part about having sex in your teens is finding a good place to actually do it.

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SEE JERRY GARCIA TAPE HIS FIRST SOLO HBO SPECIAL! FREE!! November 9 @ The Alex Theatre, Glendale, CA

COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach – Special guests, stand-up sets, and games with the crowd. Help us sell out for our milestone show!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Nov 1, 2018

The horrifying Raul Reyes joins the Wannabes for an extra-spooky Halloween episode! Come for the ghost stories, stay for a major announcement from Jerry G.

Jerry's still grieving for his Dodgers. Raul almost made Jesus sh*t his pants. And Jesus feels used after Jerry drops the big news.

Then, the guys help Jerry practice his voiceover work for a new role in a foreign cartoon. Jesus talks about his first big audition, and how he totally blew it.

Finally, Raul comes clean that he sees ghosts, and the Wannabes tell some of the worst scary stories any of them have ever heard.

Happy Halloween, fools.

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SEE JERRY GARCIA TAPE HIS FIRST SOLO HBO SPECIAL! FREE!! November 9 @ The Alex Theatre, Glendale, CA

COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach – Special guests, stand-up sets, and games with the crowd. Help us sell out for our milestone show!!

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 25, 2018

Jerry uses statistics to clear up his thoughts on women, Christian lands on ABC News to talk about the Lotto, and Jesus is down to smash some doñas.

The Wannabes encourage the Dodger faithful to stay faithful! Jerry recaps exactly how much money he lost during his week in Vegas (spoiler: A LOT). Then, Jesus and Christian suggest Jerry clear the air after last week’s upsetting discussion of his “perfect woman.” The explanation ends with Jesus expecting death threats.

Then, Jesus shares a truly disturbing story about an infected nut sack, which somehow leads the guys to ponder exactly how old is too old to hit it.

A female-friendly episode for all the chicas en su vida.

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TOMORROW: FRIDAY, 10/26 @ The Civic Arts Plaza in Thousand Oaks, CA!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 15, 2018

Jerry gears up for a Vegas trip. Then, the Wannabes vs. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Finally, because no one demanded it, the guys talk foreplay.

The Wannabes debate joining Jerry in Las Vegas, and break down the finer points of a long stint in Sin City.

Then, Christian reveals he suffers night terrors. The opinions and "advice" of Catholic priests only made them scarier. This leads the guys into a discussion of The Catholic Church, and they do NOT hold back. Expect righteous anger followed by a huge Catholic Guilt Hangover.

Jerry hands off the long-awaited Stamino pill to Christian, and the guys have lots of thoughts on the state of modern foreplay.

Finally, in Jerry's Sports Minute, he rants about how he hates women who pretend to know sports, then describes his perfect woman, and the results are predictably confusing.

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Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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