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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Aug 28, 2018

The guys object to how women use Instagram! 2 out of 3 are sad and single now, FYI. They share tricks for ultra-cheap dates, and Jerry maybe scars his kids.

Jesus flips out that women in LA expect a first date to cost at least $200, according to a survey. Christian advocates film piracy as a cheap alternative. Jesus does him one better: $2 MOVIE THEATERS. The guys call B.S., but IT'S TRUE.

Then, Christian proclaims gangster rap died with Tupac. Jesus almost got into a fist fight on the soccer field. And Jerry struggled during a charity stand-up show, so he pulled out his "STEP-DAD MATERIAL." His kids were in the audience. They had never heard him rag on their step-dad before. They didn't say one word about it.

Christian and Jesus helpfully act out how that conversation should have gone.

Finally, Jerry reveals how he f*cked up the Wannabes' chances at working for NBC.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 23, 2018

Like a cholo on parole, Jerry's changing for the better. Jesus rages over people who dislike ketchup. And the Wannabes break down how to properly do IG.

Jerry adds 2 new cities to his ever-expanding Top 3 Cities list:

  • Denver, where the bad bitches make up for the altitude sickness.
  • El Paso, where the Army wives party while their husbands are away.

Then, the guys are furious at the games played by private Instagrammers. Christian reveals the secret world of Hide and Mute. Jerry can't take Follow Backs. And Jesus battles depression over celebrity accounts.

Jerry reveals upcoming car stunts with his 2004 Mustang, struggles with more unintentional racism, and loses it in his SPORTS MINUTE.

Finally, Jesus wants the guys to act out their sex style with a noisemaker.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 13, 2018

Jerry's on the road with Chingo Bling, so we upgrade his spot to a legit international superstar: Fabrizio Copano is in the building!

Fabrizio is one of the biggest comedians in Chile. He's got a hot new Netflix special called Solo Pienso En Mi and several hit Spanish-language movies to his name. Now he's come to conquer America, and Jerry Garcia has become the weird dad he never had (and probably never wanted).

Fabrizio reveals:

  • The 3 types of women in Chile!
  • His unexpected brush with American racism!
  • The TV show that represents how the world sees America!
  • That time he partied with Miley Cyrus at an SNL after-party and things got WEIRD!

Fabrizio also tells the wild story of how he met his girlfriend while she was married, ended up moving in with her in Mexico, then finally moved with her to L.A.

Plus, the winners of last week's SWAG CONTEST, and Instagram tips and tricks from a dude with 148k followers!

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 8, 2018

Take out your ear buds, crank up the volume, grab your boss, and make sure all the kids are listening. The Wannabes attempt their first SFW, 100% clean show.

They talk about haters, diarrhea, El Chapo and ugly rappers smashing. This is gonna go great.

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Christian lets you know you better back the heck off. Jesus gives up on fashion. Jerry reveals his closet may not look like a man's closet.

Then, the guys discuss toilet water, drying your butt, and proper use of the bidet, all while keeping things PG. The family-friendly train keeps rolling with a wholesome GREASE singalong.

Things take a questionable turn when Jerry remembers a heavyset woman splayed across the pavement, and Jesus explains what it's like to get snitched on by a white guy.

Finally, the EL CHAPO documentary, ugly rappers, and a brand-new fan-made theme song! Damn, this is a jam-packed episode! Oh, language, shi--

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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